Kombucha Rookie Lifeline – 1-Month WhatsApp Coaching

⚠️ Important: To ensure personalized, high-quality support, we only accept 10 rookies per month.

First-time brewer? Kombucha turning vinegary, flat, weirdly smelly, or you’re low-key terrified your SCOBY is dead (or that you’ll accidentally make rocket fuel)? 😅

Relax. A real human kombucha expert (15+ years brewing, no bots!) will hold your hand for a full month until you’re confidently pouring perfect, fizzy, flavour-packed booch every single batch! 🦸♀️🦸♂️🍓

Here’s what you get – your personal Kombucha Rookie Lifeline:

📸❓ Send photos + questions anytime directly on WhatsApp
⏰⚡ Guaranteed reply within 24 hours (usually much faster!) 
🗓️ Unlimited questions for 30 full days
📱 One dedicated WhatsApp number just for you
🎁 Bonus: Exclusive Kombucha Rookie Bible PDF (F1/F2 recipes, flavour calendar, SCOBY hotel guide, pH cheat sheet & troubleshooting flowcharts) sent straight to your phone!

How It Works – Dead Simple 🚀

1. Buy now → instantly receive our private WhatsApp number
2. Save it & just say “Hi, I’m a rookie!” → your 30-day lifeline starts immediately
3. Snap pics of your SCOBY, pellicle, bubbles, sediment, or brew and ask anything — we’ve seen it all!

Full Terms & Conditions

• Support period: 30 calendar days from your first WhatsApp message (exact dates confirmed in welcome message)
• All questions must include clear photos or short videos (essential for fast diagnosis!)
• No voice notes or calls — everything in writing so you have a permanent record 🙌
• Response time: within 24 hours (most replies will be within a few hours, depending on the time of the day)
• One WhatsApp number per order — not shareable or transferable
• Unlimited questions — ask until you’re a pro!
• Bonus PDFs included ✨
• Language: English
• No refunds once the WhatsApp number is revealed and your first message is sent.

Ready to ditch the stress and brew beautiful, second-fermentation masterpieces that wow your friends? Spots fill fast — grab your lifeline before they’re gone! 🥂🍇💚